The words and ideas on this blog are entirely my own. I’m sarcastic when I write. Like, really really sarcastic. I exaggerate. And I like to exaggerate. I think that irony is yummy too. I twist words around, play with them and give them new and weird meanings or no meanings at all, because a lot of the things I write are just pointless. “Candy doesn’t have to have a point”. I love to create things that are seriously nonsensical. I treat this like artwork and sometimes I ascribe animals thoughts, words and personalities that they don’t actually have.

So please read every word here with an open and joyful heart, a crazy, colourful imagination and a goofy smile on your face; the way it was written and the only way it was ever meant to be read. Love Kalahari.