I take people on safaris for a living and I love it. I’m a FGASA Level 3 guide who’s currently based in Johannesburg waiting for the world to return to some kind of normal.
I’ve got a handful of useless university degrees from St. Andrews in Scotland and the University of Cape Town.
Currently working on my next two books, ‘Dung Beetle Soap Opera’ and ‘Yoga Rhino’which are follow ups to ‘An Unlikely Safari Guide.’
I think that we should clone mammoths.
That’s all you need to know. For now. Coffee.